金排球???

<br /> <span style="font-size: small">話說~ 上週不久前~ <br /> 我發現有個同事戴著口罩~又咳咳咳的~想必是感冒了~<br /> 於是....<br /> 我就跟她說：「冰箱躺著一盒枇杷膏潤喉糖~是我的~想吃的話可以拿去吃~」<br /> 就這樣~ 她道謝之後~ 就去拿來吃了~<br /> </span><br /> <br /> <span style="font-size: small">今天<br /> 我到公司時~發現桌上躺了一盒全新的枇杷膏潤喉糖....<br /> 老實說~ 我愣了一下~ 手刀飛奔去冰箱~ 發現冰箱也躺著一盒!!<br /> 代表枇杷膏潤喉糖領悟了多重影分身之術!?!?! <br /> 阿不對...代表那一盒應該是同事買新的還給我~ ((( 但是她也不過才吃一兩顆...<br /> </span><br /> <br /> <span style="font-size: small">我就跟她說....<br /> </span><span style="color: #0000ff"><strong><span style="font-size: large">「我發現我冰箱那盒潤喉糖.....是母的」</span></strong></span><br /> <br /> <img width="80" height="80" alt="" src="http://www.simonemoticon.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/onion-avatar034.gif" /><br /> <br /> <span style="color: #800000"><strong><span style="font-size: large">結果...結果....她居然聽不懂!!<br /> </span></strong></span><span style="font-size: small">還問我說....「蛤? 什麼?」<br /> <br /> <img width="80" height="80" alt="" src="http://www.simonemoticon.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/onion-avatar074.gif" /><br /> <br /> <br /> ...<br /> ...<br /> ...</span><span style="font-size: small">好囧好尷尬好想死~ <img width="80" height="80" alt="" src="http://www.simonemoticon.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/onion-avatar042.gif" /><br /> <br /> </span><span style="font-size: small">我只好解釋....<br /> 「因為我發現我放在冰箱的那一盒喉糖~<br />     今天生了另一盒新的~然後躺在我的桌上~<br />     我現在都不敢動冰箱那一盒<br />     估計她現在是在坐月子.... <br />     另外~ 順便等看看她會不會再生出另一盒~ 」<br /> <br /> </span><span style="color: #800000"><strong><span style="font-size: large">結果...結果again......她安靜!!<br /> <img width="80" height="80" alt="" src="http://www.simonemoticon.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/onion-avatar077.gif" /><br /> </span></strong></span><span style="font-size: small">...<br /> ...<br /> ...好囧好尷尬好想死again~  <br /> </span><br /> <br /> <span style="font-size: small">好啦好啦<br /> <br /> 我是老男人老派愛講老笑話~~~哼....<br /> <br /> 客官您評評理!! 金排球嗎?!?!?!?!?<br /> <br /> <img width="80" height="80" alt="" src="http://www.simonemoticon.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/onion-avatar025.gif" /> </span><span style="font-size: small">(((( 落葉紛飛 . 獨蘭悵然</span>