金蝦獎 / 之搶錢不手軟

<span style="color: rgb(124, 124, 124); font-family: Arial, Helvetica; letter-spacing: 1px; line-height: 21px;">通常親戚長輩的小孩(也就是平輩）結婚時 </span><br style="color: rgb(124, 124, 124); font-family: Arial, Helvetica; letter-spacing: 1px; line-height: 21px;" /> <span style="color: rgb(124, 124, 124); font-family: Arial, Helvetica; letter-spacing: 1px; line-height: 21px;">收到的喜帖，都以長輩為主 </span><br style="color: rgb(124, 124, 124); font-family: Arial, Helvetica; letter-spacing: 1px; line-height: 21px;" /> <span style="color: rgb(124, 124, 124); font-family: Arial, Helvetica; letter-spacing: 1px; line-height: 21px;">平輩的，除非已經嫁出去或是已經娶老婆的 </span><br style="color: rgb(124, 124, 124); font-family: Arial, Helvetica; letter-spacing: 1px; line-height: 21px;" /> <span style="color: rgb(124, 124, 124); font-family: Arial, Helvetica; letter-spacing: 1px; line-height: 21px;">基本上都不會另外在收到喜帖 </span><br style="color: rgb(124, 124, 124); font-family: Arial, Helvetica; letter-spacing: 1px; line-height: 21px;" /> <br style="color: rgb(124, 124, 124); font-family: Arial, Helvetica; letter-spacing: 1px; line-height: 21px;" /> <span style="color: rgb(124, 124, 124); font-family: Arial, Helvetica; letter-spacing: 1px; line-height: 21px;">這次我老公家的親戚就很"厚禮數" </span><br style="color: rgb(124, 124, 124); font-family: Arial, Helvetica; letter-spacing: 1px; line-height: 21px;" /> <span style="color: rgb(124, 124, 124); font-family: Arial, Helvetica; letter-spacing: 1px; line-height: 21px;">阿姨(婆婆的妹妹)的兒子要結婚，結果寄了四張喜帖給我們家 </span><br style="color: rgb(124, 124, 124); font-family: Arial, Helvetica; letter-spacing: 1px; line-height: 21px;" /> <span style="color: rgb(124, 124, 124); font-family: Arial, Helvetica; letter-spacing: 1px; line-height: 21px;">我公公、我老公、小叔、小姑各一張 </span><br style="color: rgb(124, 124, 124); font-family: Arial, Helvetica; letter-spacing: 1px; line-height: 21px;" /> <span style="color: rgb(124, 124, 124); font-family: Arial, Helvetica; letter-spacing: 1px; line-height: 21px;">我老公已經成家，所以另外收到喜帖OK </span><br style="color: rgb(124, 124, 124); font-family: Arial, Helvetica; letter-spacing: 1px; line-height: 21px;" /> <span style="color: rgb(124, 124, 124); font-family: Arial, Helvetica; letter-spacing: 1px; line-height: 21px;">但是我小叔小姑明明就還住在家裡沒有結婚 </span><br style="color: rgb(124, 124, 124); font-family: Arial, Helvetica; letter-spacing: 1px; line-height: 21px;" /> <span style="color: rgb(124, 124, 124); font-family: Arial, Helvetica; letter-spacing: 1px; line-height: 21px;">目前也沒有交往中的男女朋友，也另外收到喜帖 </span><br style="color: rgb(124, 124, 124); font-family: Arial, Helvetica; letter-spacing: 1px; line-height: 21px;" /> <span style="color: rgb(124, 124, 124); font-family: Arial, Helvetica; letter-spacing: 1px; line-height: 21px;">要這麼一對一的炸，也沒有先問人家一聲 </span><br style="color: rgb(124, 124, 124); font-family: Arial, Helvetica; letter-spacing: 1px; line-height: 21px;" /> <span style="color: rgb(124, 124, 124); font-family: Arial, Helvetica; letter-spacing: 1px; line-height: 21px;">直接喜帖寫一寫就這樣發出去了 </span><br style="color: rgb(124, 124, 124); font-family: Arial, Helvetica; letter-spacing: 1px; line-height: 21px;" /> <span style="color: rgb(124, 124, 124); font-family: Arial, Helvetica; letter-spacing: 1px; line-height: 21px;">感覺就是怕我們一家人全部出動去吃喜酒 </span><br style="color: rgb(124, 124, 124); font-family: Arial, Helvetica; letter-spacing: 1px; line-height: 21px;" /> <span style="color: rgb(124, 124, 124); font-family: Arial, Helvetica; letter-spacing: 1px; line-height: 21px;">搞到我們幾乎沒有人想去喝喜酒了 </span><br style="color: rgb(124, 124, 124); font-family: Arial, Helvetica; letter-spacing: 1px; line-height: 21px;" /> <br style="color: rgb(124, 124, 124); font-family: Arial, Helvetica; letter-spacing: 1px; line-height: 21px;" /> <span style="color: rgb(124, 124, 124); font-family: Arial, Helvetica; letter-spacing: 1px; line-height: 21px;">這還是我第一次看到同一對新人寄給同一戶人家四張喜帖的 </span><br style="color: rgb(124, 124, 124); font-family: Arial, Helvetica; letter-spacing: 1px; line-height: 21px;" /> <span style="color: rgb(124, 124, 124); font-family: Arial, Helvetica; letter-spacing: 1px; line-height: 21px;">我婆婆還幫忙緩頰說：這是台南人的習俗(因為姨丈是台南人），會一對一的要求包紅包 </span><br style="color: rgb(124, 124, 124); font-family: Arial, Helvetica; letter-spacing: 1px; line-height: 21px;" /> <span style="color: rgb(124, 124, 124); font-family: Arial, Helvetica; letter-spacing: 1px; line-height: 21px;">總覺得這個理由很"蝦"，但又不確定南部的禮俗是否如此 </span><br style="color: rgb(124, 124, 124); font-family: Arial, Helvetica; letter-spacing: 1px; line-height: 21px;" /> <span style="color: rgb(124, 124, 124); font-family: Arial, Helvetica; letter-spacing: 1px; line-height: 21px;">麻煩一下，這邊有台南的水水可以幫忙解惑嗎?</span>