hahaa.......tell a joke
Do her again
An eighteen-year-old Itaian girl tells her
monthat she has missed her period for two months.
Very worried, the mother goes to the
drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test
result shows that the girl is pregnant.
Shouting, cursing, the mother says, "Who was
the pig that did this to you? I want to know!
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.
Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front
of their house; a mature and distinguished
Englishman with gray hair and impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps out
ofit and enters the house. He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl
, and tells them:
"Good morning, your daughter has informed
me of the problem.
However, I can`t marry her because of my personal family situation, but I`ll take
charge...
If a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail
stores, a townhouse, a beach villa and a $
1,000,000 bank account.
If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple
of factories and a $2,000,000 bank account.
However, if there is a miscarriage.."
At this point, the father, who had remained
silent, places a hand firmly on the man`s
shoulder and tells him:
"You`ll fuck her again:
希望不要又變很大的一篇,我有打enter..
美式笑話,希望大家別覺得很冷喔.. ^_^"