為什麼 ~~~~~~
Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials
Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we
ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows default settings.
-Peach, for example is a fruit not a colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit.
-We have no idea what mauve is.
If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that
If we ask what is wrong and you say “nothing” we will act like nothing’s wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle
If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, expect an answer you don’t want to hear
When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine, Really
Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as:
-Sex
-Sport, or
-Cars
You have enough clothes
You have to many shoes
I am in shape. Round is a shape. (這一句我每次看都會笑)
Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight but did you know men really don’t mind that, it’s like camping.